Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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