My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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