All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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