Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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