It's like a parade of train wrecks.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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