People in love make me want to vomit
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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