the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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