Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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