please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
These tits shall not be calmed
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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