If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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