Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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