Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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