So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
North Korea, Best Korea!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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