I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We were destined to go to rehab together
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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