I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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