do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How does one acquire holy water?
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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