me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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