All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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