and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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