summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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