I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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