Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He? As in you personified your dick?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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