Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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