11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just had sex bonerless
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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