I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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