i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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