when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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