he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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