The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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