The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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