All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i drank out of a bidet.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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