So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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