Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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