To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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