You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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