i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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