i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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