omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
In America we eat man semen.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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