Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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