she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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