i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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