Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
