Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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