What did we do last night that was yellow?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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