Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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