My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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