I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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