i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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