margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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