Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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