i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
