I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
