This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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