Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We have started to decorate penises.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My dick has a subreddit
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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