I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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