He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
this hospital has no fireball
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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